Valve Piracy Screen (Fan-made)

it's like those piracy screens...

it was dark and cold no money and a laptop, I wanted to play Portal 2 but I was poor, I looked up "Portal 2 Free Download" I clicked on a website and downloaded it, it said: T̸̖̪̼͔͕̰̗͓̄̈́̔̋̊̕͜H̷̢̳̮̼̞͖̤͉͐Î̷̡͓̗̘̫̤̪̲̖̩̜͉̮̕͜Ṣ̵̮̞̻̦̯̳͔̦̳̮̠̀͒̀̽͒́̈́̉̐̈́͐̌̃͊͜͝ͅ ̶̻̺͍͈͋̈́I̵̡̬̮̳̮̲͓̮̒̎͆̏̕̕̕ͅ||||Ȓ̴̪̙̻̜̱̟̱̜̼̠͈̘̬̭̅͑̚ͅI̷̱̹̊̊A̶͔̜͕͍̘͖̟̅ͅÇ̸͉̭̹̗͍̮̜̘͙͕͇̬̊́̎͛̀̍̆̆͌͌̔̒̿͜͝͝Y̶̮̗̳̹̱͈͚̮̤̝͍̲̮̍̐̈̾̑̓͌̀̏͘͘͜͝͝ ̷͙̇̓̿͝G̷̛̳͉̮͔̦͉̟̿͒̈́͆̈́͘͜͝ͅͅ|||| - by Valve...